RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn
Clock tower converted into a penthouse
My new dream is to live in a clock.
I want this flat, please and thank you.
OMG LIVE LIKE A GARGOYLE
You’d get the worst headaches and it would be so worth it
yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FELL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AD YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
Next Stop Everywhere
man scrolling through tumblr sees a feminist rant about hating men
plot twist: the man thinks, ah, she is simply expressing her frustration as a member of an oppressed group, whilst hating the construction of masculinity that was designed to keep her down, not all individual men such as myself…this is absolutely not the same thing as sexism and not a personal attack on me *keeps scrolling*
- in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
- ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
I HAVE TO DO IT
I HAVE NO CHOICE